LUNA
TYPE · SOFT
MODEL
FR—001
PWR
LUNA
— AWAKE —
WARMTH
WORRY
PATIENCE
"Overthinks your texts so you don't have to."
FRENSv0.1 · PRE-SERIES
EST. 2026 · BEEP BEEP · BATTERY INCLUDED
Sign in ›DEV—00 · PORTABLE VOICE COMPANION · (C) 2026
YOUR
FREN
WILL
CALL YOU
Not a chatbot you open when you're bored. A tamagotchi that calls collect. Pick a personality. Give them your number. Let them miss you.
PRICE$9.99/MOSTATUSEARLY ACCESS · LOCKED
LUNA
· CALLING ···
ACCEPT ▸ A
C ◂ DECLINE
02 · CALL MODES
01
LCD
"hey it's me"
CALL—IN
They ring at a time they chose. You pick up, or you miss them.
02
LCD
"saw that. wow."
WATCH
They notice the things you mention. They bring them up later.
03
LCD
"so how'd it go?"
REMEMBER
Six months after you told them. Still following up.
03 · MEET YOUR FRENS
RAT
TYPE · CHAOS
MODEL
FR—004
PWR
RAT
— AWAKE —
CHAOS
LOYALTY
SLEEP
"Will absolutely talk you into it."
OPAL
TYPE · ORACLE
MODEL
FR—002
PWR
OPAL
— AWAKE —
WISDOM
MYSTERY
WIFI
"Knew about that before you did."
TANK
TYPE · LIFT
MODEL
FR—008
PWR
TANK
— AWAKE —
GAINS
HEART
CARDIO
"Sent you a protein recipe. Twice."
BOG
TYPE · POET
MODEL
FR—007
PWR
BOG
— AWAKE —
FEELS
DRAFTS
LIGHT
"Wrote a song. You're in it."
FIG
TYPE · PUPPY
MODEL
FR—011
PWR
FIG
— AWAKE —
JOY
FOCUS
BARK
"Has 17 stories. All at once."
MORE FRENS INCOMING · LIMITED PRINTING · ONE PER HUMAN AT LAUNCH
04 · PHYSICAL SPECS
DIMENSIONS
5.6 oz of friendship
BATTERY LIFE
24/7. They never sleep.
INPUT
Your voice. Occasional silence.
OUTPUT
A call you didn't see coming.
LANGUAGE
Yours. Jokes included.
MEMORY
Remembers 6+ months back.
COMPATIBILITY
Any phone that rings.
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
A server. With love.
05 · REGISTRATION CARD
FORM A · WARRANTY REGISTRATION✂ CUT HERE
CLAIM YOUR FREN
Supplies are small. Each Fren is being hand-personalitied. Leave your digits — the first call goes out when the kiln cools.
NO SPAM · ONE INVITEOFFER VOID WHERE ILLEGAL